We’ve decked the halls, trimmed the tree and transformed two floors of our Duke Street home into a winter wonderland, with thousands of sparkling lights, giant hangin’ spruces, swags, bows, garlands, and more candy canes than you can shake a stick at. We’ve literally baubles for days!

Indulge in mulled wine, hot cocoa, feasts fit for sharin’ & spectacular runway shows. Plus games galore, from bowlin’ to beer pong. It’s gonna be a picture perfect Christmas.

But somethin’s happenin’ up on The Roof… “that” side of the family have rolled into town in their trashy RV and they seem to be startin’ the party their own way.

Think mullets, Daisy Dukes, plastic baubles & as many naff Christmas lights as you can blow a fuse at…it’s gonna be a helluva HOOTERNANNY that’s for sure. Cousin Jim-Bob and fiancée Whitney are stayin’ for the season, bringin’ their own Trailerpark Christmas to The Roof. Head up to their campsite for some hard liquor with a side of deep-fried mince pies, whilst enjoyin’ a Christmas movie on the bedsheet cinema.

Upstairs, downstairs, inside or out – whether your Christmas is trad-tastic or a lil more rough around the edges; we’ll not judge.

Come be our house guest for the holidays. God Bless ‘Murica